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howdy friends! so now that im adjusting to two jobs and school, im starting to have some free time, so i'll be on when i can. not much, but its something!

watching: broadchurch

reading: game of thrones

trying to be as active as i can, but with school starting i may not be around as much as i'd like. hang tight my lovelies!

RESTAURANT PSA

Responding with “JUST WATER PLEASE” is NEEEVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AN ACCEPTABLE THING TO SAY WHEN A SERVER INTRODUCES THEMSELVES AND ASKS HOW YOU ARE. Like seriously, there’s a special place in hell for people who disrespect people in the service industry.

It’s fascinating how much of our sense of attractiveness and feminine identity is bound up in our hair.

300 reservations tonight and I never host. Manager puts me on as a host. Pardon me while I walk off a cliff.

“Like, when you put someone else’s rainbows on and you’re like ‘THESE ARENT MINE’ yeah… It’s pretty shocking”

A Southern California resident, because who else would say that.

Peace was never an option.

Guys who are cute with babies are literally the best. Like, guys who see babies and grab their girlfriend/friend/whoever is around and go “OMG LOOK AT IT ITS SO SMALL ISNT IT SO CUTE AND SMALL ARE YOU SEEING THIS”

Everybody’s blowin up social media with pictures of their dad saying how badass he is, and I’m over here thinking about how there is no occasion so special I would lie to everyone I’m friends with by actin like I like my dad, at all. Meh

Tfios movie was amazing. It wasn’t the book, but it was absolutely incredible.

Still not over seeing gatiss on GOT

Saw Captain America last night and HOLY FEELINGS BATMAN I CANT JUST GO ABOUT MY DAY AFTER BEING EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED LIKE THAT

Jennifer Lawrence attends Lionsgate’s ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1’ party at a private villa on May 17, 2014 in Cannes,

Favorite things my (alleged) robot coworker has said

1. Me: I’m super obsessed with Pinterest!
Her: omg me too, you know what else I love? broaches.

2. Her chanting the table number she’s going to until she gets there

3. She says “thank you” at entirely inappropriate times. Ie. when I slipped and almost fell at work and shouted “I swear, today’s the day I slip and break my neck!” And she’s whispered “thanks”

Also, half the staff has unanimously decided she is a robot/alien

Finally got a chance to be a server… And they cut my section entirely. Only me dude, only me.

sr