You know your anxiety is out of hand when you take a 5mg Valium, 1mg Xanax, and smoke 2 bowls of pretty good weed and you’re still totally awake and feel calm. Fuck you anxiety
Donna Noble, you're the most important woman in the whole of creation.
Several people tagged these when I posted them to Instagram with #daenerystargaryen and I have to say I have never felt better about myself. One guy said I could be her sister and I cried a little (a lot).
I know I don’t have a lot of followers in the scheme of things, but if you see this, please give me 3 seconds of your time?
My boyfriend, who I love more than the air I breathe, had a headache for 9 days straight. I finally convinced him to go to the ER Friday the 18th of July. They found a mass…
Responding with “JUST WATER PLEASE” is NEEEVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AN ACCEPTABLE THING TO SAY WHEN A SERVER INTRODUCES THEMSELVES AND ASKS HOW YOU ARE. Like seriously, there’s a special place in hell for people who disrespect people in the service industry.
It’s fascinating how much of our sense of attractiveness and feminine identity is bound up in our hair.
300 reservations tonight and I never host. Manager puts me on as a host. Pardon me while I walk off a cliff.
Guys who are cute with babies are literally the best. Like, guys who see babies and grab their girlfriend/friend/whoever is around and go “OMG LOOK AT IT ITS SO SMALL ISNT IT SO CUTE AND SMALL ARE YOU SEEING THIS”
Everybody’s blowin up social media with pictures of their dad saying how badass he is, and I’m over here thinking about how there is no occasion so special I would lie to everyone I’m friends with by actin like I like my dad, at all. Meh