Responding with “JUST WATER PLEASE” is NEEEVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AN ACCEPTABLE THING TO SAY WHEN A SERVER INTRODUCES THEMSELVES AND ASKS HOW YOU ARE. Like seriously, there’s a special place in hell for people who disrespect people in the service industry.
It’s fascinating how much of our sense of attractiveness and feminine identity is bound up in our hair.
300 reservations tonight and I never host. Manager puts me on as a host. Pardon me while I walk off a cliff.
Guys who are cute with babies are literally the best. Like, guys who see babies and grab their girlfriend/friend/whoever is around and go “OMG LOOK AT IT ITS SO SMALL ISNT IT SO CUTE AND SMALL ARE YOU SEEING THIS”
Everybody’s blowin up social media with pictures of their dad saying how badass he is, and I’m over here thinking about how there is no occasion so special I would lie to everyone I’m friends with by actin like I like my dad, at all. Meh
Still not over seeing gatiss on GOT
Saw Captain America last night and HOLY FEELINGS BATMAN I CANT JUST GO ABOUT MY DAY AFTER BEING EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED LIKE THAT
Jennifer Lawrence attends Lionsgate’s ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1’ party at a private villa on May 17, 2014 in Cannes,
1. Me: I’m super obsessed with Pinterest!
Her: omg me too, you know what else I love? broaches.
2. Her chanting the table number she’s going to until she gets there
3. She says “thank you” at entirely inappropriate times. Ie. when I slipped and almost fell at work and shouted “I swear, today’s the day I slip and break my neck!” And she’s whispered “thanks”
Also, half the staff has unanimously decided she is a robot/alien
Finally got a chance to be a server… And they cut my section entirely. Only me dude, only me.